The C-Ticket Podcast
Episodes
250 episodes
It's Not Goodbye, It's C-Ticket Ya Real Soon
It's over.Do not rate or subscribe. It is a fruitless endeavor.Thank you everyone for listening. Fuggment loves you.(Oh yeah, it's been me, Fuggment, writing these descriptions the whole time)
MORTAL MEDIOKRITY: ANIMATRONIC ASSAULT - Animal Kingdom
Yeti...Set...Not Yet!There's a lot of debate in this one, not only about which of the slim pickings would be the best animatronic to represent us in interdimensional robo-combat, but also about what even constitutes an animatronic!
MORTAL MEDIOKRITY: ANIMATRONIC ASSAULT - Hollywood Studios
Uh-oh! Nicky is sicky, but that won't stop him and James from taking the fight to the streets of Hollywood...Studios, that is!Who will be declared the champion among Star Wars, Toy Story, and...uh...yeah it's mostly Star Wars.Don'...
MORTAL MEDIOKRITY: ANIMATRONIC ASSAULT - Epcot
Round 2 - FIGHT!This time we're taking the tussle to tomorrow - the Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow, that is!Which animatronic will reign supreme in this global beatdown? Is being sexy enough? What about being absolut...
MORTAL MEDIOKRITY: ANIMATRONIC ASSAULT - Magic Kingdom
We're back, and we have a lot to explain. And fix, at the interdimensional level at least.In order to make up for not uploading any episodes in the last couple weeks, we've been tasked with determining a champion of all Walt Disney World...
MORTAL MEDIOKRITY: The Festival Fracas
Leave the mushrooms and face gems at home, because these ain't your mama's festivals!For seemingly 48 weeks out of the year, Epcot is taken over by "exclusive" festivals, and Nick and James are here to pit them against each other in a ro...
MORTAL MEDIOKRITY: The Value Vendetta
Pony up, cheapskates, 'cause it's time to get tacky!This week, Nick and James are playing arbiters of affordability as a variety of Value Resorts vie for victory in the Value Vendetta!Disney's All-Star Resorts vs. The Hourglass La...
MORTAL MEDIOKRITY: The Deluxe Dispute
C-Ticket's fight to protect the timeline rages on with this heated battle of ridiculously expensive places to sleep!Disney's Polynesian Village Resort vs. Disney's Contemporary ResortDisney's Grand Floridian Resort & Spa vs. W...
MORTAL MEDIOKRITY: The Beverage Brawl
Nick and James are feeling the pressure of maintaining a barely successful podcast, but a special visitor from the far reaches of time and space drops by to give them a little pick-me-up!There will be some major changes to the C-Ticket P...
This Year is Last Year's Next Year: The 2026 Preview
New year, same shitty podcast!Nick and James are ringing in 2026 by looking back on all we lost in theme parks and all we are set to gain as the calendar turns over!Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, an...
Merry Mediocrity: Winter WonderSlam - PART 2
We're back to close out not only this miniature Merry Mediocrity tournament, but also the year!We're pitting the Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow and its multicultural celebration of holidays against the golden age of Hollywo...
Merry Mediocrity: Winter WonderSlam - PART 1
Now we have a bracket. Ho ho ho.It's the holiday season, and our gift to you is a tournament for the ages - comparing all of the holiday decorations at the Disney Parks!Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share...
Mickey's Christmas Carol Watch-Along!
It's that time of year again, when we get together to watch everyone's favorite fictional universe-spanning holiday retelling, A Muppet Christmas...wait, what? No Muppets?What the fuck are we even doing here man?Ok, ...
C-Ticket's Theme Park Christmas List
Nick and James are coming to sit on your laps and tell YOU what they want from theme parks this holiday season!Will they be tangible items? Will they agree? Who's to say? One thing is for certain - they will never get them.Don't f...
James Goes to Disneyland!
James and Katie went to the OG theme park - the Happiest Place on Earth, Disneyland!Well, they did it like three months ago at this point but now we finally have time to talk about it!Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review,...
Beak AND Barrel? In This Economy?
"Yo-ho!"...would be a very rude way to get your server's attention. Nick went to Disney's all-new pirate-themed bar and had a rollicking good time!Hear all about the drinks, the service, and Dancing With the Stars.Don't for...
2025 Halloween Horror Nights at Freddy's
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.Nick is officially a Horror Nights convert! Hear all about his trip to Universal to experience the worlds of Freddy Fazbear, Freddy Fallout, and Freddy Wyatt.Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, ...
Ghosts of Horror Nights Past
Nicky's getting a little too hyped for Halloween Horror Nights, so to curtail his dangerous levels of enthusiasm, the boys decided to look to the past rather than the future.Dive down the cliched magician's rabbit hole as they uncover th...
PATREON UNLOCKED: RIP-Ticket: Snow White's Scary Adventures
The Spook-Ticket comes to Patreon with a kind of defunct, kind of scary attraction that has gone through so many iterations that not even Nick can keep track of them, and he had notes!Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, commen...
Evil Drag Race: Villains Unfairly Ever After
Magic Mirror on the wall, what's the okayest podcast of them all?Probably this one, where the boys review an okay show with some okay music in an okay amount of time.Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, share, a...
Halloween Horror Nights 2025: A GHOULISH Preview!
Boo!Did we scare you? I know we did.Haunt Szn is BACK! (Well, in Orlando it's been back for like a month and a half already but now it's REALLY back!) And the boys are here for a rundown of the offerings at Universal's Halloween H...
Wet Bandit: The Paddlefish Scuba Heist
In the only major news item in September 2025 thus far, an as-yet unknown suspect dressed in scuba gear robbed the Paddlefish restaurant at Disney Springs and presumably escaped underwater.That's so insane we simply had to dedicate an en...
Clash of the Castles
We heard you like tournaments. So we did a little tournament outside of tournament time.The boys a breaking down the Disney castles! Not with battering rams, but with words.Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, comment, s...
Motel California: James is Going to Disneyland
California, here we come!Well, James is coming at least. He's always coming.The world's most vulgar theme park podcaster is heading out west for a brief romp through Uncle Walt's old stomping grounds. Nick is here to offer his loo...